Serb Superstars

Pretty quick entry here,
Last night Lyle and I were walking from Civic Pub to get a kabab, and decided on the way to take a detour to the skatepark to take a look at the grafitti. Turns out after the skatepark, we had no fkn idea how to get back to the kabab store >_< After walking around for about 2 minutes, we can see the road we needed to be on, but there was a construction site that lengths for about 4 blocks in the way.

We skip the fence, and start walking through the site, when all of a sudden BAM! I take a couple of punches to the kidneys, and there is some wannabe cop security guard holding me by the throat. He asks for ID, I tell him to get fucked, he has no right etc etc, so he calls the cops.

Whilst waiting for the cops, the security guard was starting to get second thoughts around the time when I started to point out that equal force is not punching me in the kidneys when I’m just walking along, then he makes some shit up like “Wheres your bruises then?”… Well, today i have a nice bruise down the side of my neck, so maybe thats what he was talking about.

Blegh, anyway, cops turn up, have a talk to Lyle and I about why teh fuck we were there, then we get told to piss off. This all took about 30 minutes, awesome, so walking away from the construction site, and blowing the security guard a kiss, we went to get out kabab…

FKN KABAB SHOP WAS CLOSED
CHICKEN PLACE WAS CLOSED
TOAST WAS CLOSED

NOOoooooo.

The end.

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